Sunday, September 11, 2005

Do the girls have special rates for hurricane survivors?

It makes sense, I suppose.

After the basic necessities of food, and water, and sleep, and some semblance of cleanliness, sex couldn't be far behind.

Further proof that life does go on, and New Orleans will return to the nudge-nudge, wink-wink city that it was:

"...The day before, Jason Mohney, owner of the Hustler and three other local strip clubs, arrived with a few dancers and bouncers and some high-powered flashlights, and found little damage to the red velvet heart-shaped couches and shiny disco balls, just a little moisture and mold on carpets - probably flooded, but perhaps from spilled beer.

"As soon as we have power, that will be the only thing that's keeping us from opening," Mr. Mohney said. "There'll be couch dances as soon as we can get open," he promised, though one of the dancers, Dawn Beasley, offered one on the spot ($30)."

Read the full story here.


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